What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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