Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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