I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
