I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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