bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
two words: eviction party
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I think i got beer on your cat.
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