Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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