living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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