I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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