never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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