So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
