you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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