i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My pussy is not your playground.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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