So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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