I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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