He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
