Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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