In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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