if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I am mentally ready for anal.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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