Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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