Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
