you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
