the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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