i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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