My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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