woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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