he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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