This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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