You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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