that's an acceptable place to lick
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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