anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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