you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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