I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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