U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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