I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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