I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
