you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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