There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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