You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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