did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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