did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Four minutes until I can fart!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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