Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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