My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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