We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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