He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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