i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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