I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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