you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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