I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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