u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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