The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Welp...herpes.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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