rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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