i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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