Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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