oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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