worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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