dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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